Sometimes, I loathe Facebook. I hate the status updates of popular people. I hate being spammed stupid videos and apps. I hate that I spend so much time on it. But you know what I hate most of all? People who take pictures of themselves in the bathroom and don't even try to hide the fact that they're doing it.
Contrary to what you may think, we don't want to see the inside of your bathroom. Even if you crop out most of the bathroom, you think we can't tell what that flashing light is right next to your face? And what are you doing with your mouth? If you're not going to look normal, at least don't try to make your face appear skinnier than it really is by sucking your cheeks in and making some sort of pouty lip. If your picture wasn't already disgraced by the fact that you took it in a bathroom mirror, your mouth is further cheapening it. Oh, and are you really going to walk out in public wearing that? If you think you look hot, then it probably isn't appropriate for the rest of us to see. We have our own chests, thanks, and we don't need a heaping of yours to have to death with too.
Also...what are you trying to communicate with that peace sign? Do you think looking cool and groovy will make up for the fact that you have been taking pictures of yourself for the past 10 minutes? Fact is, none of us believe that you're all out for peace or whatever. You're doing it because you can't think of what to do with your hand. Just let it hang at your side, kids.
To wrap it up, if you're going to insist on taking a picture of yourself in the bathroom mirror...at least look at the lens of the camera instead of at your picture in the screen. We know you're obsessed with yourself...and looking at yourself instead of out at the people viewing your picture only makes it worse.
Just ask someone else to take the picture, will you?
