Moments Worthy of Ashton

Life has been kind of ridiculous lately. Here is a list of things I wish I was getting punk'd for:
1. Mastering Biology. 30$. Assignments that are completely unrelated to the things we talk about in class.
2. Professor Nelson
3. Weather
4. The long process of writing letters
5. 30$ American Heritage Reading packet.
6. American Heritage
7. Book of Mormon study guide
8. The propensity to overheat whilst wearing sweats in bed
9. FHE group attendance
10. The inability to tell if brownies are cooked long enough
11. Not hearing about housing
12. People who think they can live without sleep
13. Murder mysteries--to write them, you have to be smarter than your brilliant detective
14. French accents
15. NASA channel
16. Adam "hugging" Jimmer picture
17. People who say they're going to visit and never do
18. Salad sevoy
19. Rotten lettuce
20. The Roommate